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Kiss Day Joke SMS

Kiss Day Joke SMS
Dear customer!
your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
You have 2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug
will be expired on 14th February 2014

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In a Kiss-
0.7gm Protein
0.45gm Fat
0.19gm Chemical
0.50 Variety of Bacteria will die
This is true.
So catch ur LOVER
Start Kissing & Be Healthy

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There’s a kiss 2 say I luv u,
There’s a kiss 2 say its true,
But the kiss I luv
the best is the one I got from u!

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what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u, 
what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u, 
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, 
KISS ON NECK=i want u, 
KISS ON LIPS=i love u, 
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets 
not get carried away! 
Happy Kiss Day 

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Kiss on hand=i adore you,
Kiss on cheek=lets be friends,
Kiss on neck=i want you,
Kiss on lips=i love you,
Kiss anywhere else=lets 
not get carried away.

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Girl: What Is Life?
Boy: Life Is Love.
Girl: Whats Love?
Boy: Love Is Kissing.
Girl: What Is Kissing?
Boy: Come Here And I’ll Show You.

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When I Give U A Message,,
()?) (?()
( ?;:? )
( )?) (?(? )

When I Give U A Message,,
May Be U Smile :->

But When U Give Me A Message,,
I Kiss My Mobile!!

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True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl
For A 'Kiss' And The Girl 
Simply Close Her Eyes
And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss'
But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 times

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What is Kiss
What is Kiss? 
Kiss is an upper preparation 
for lower invasion, 
that will lead to 
further penetation,
in fast acceleration that 
will build the next generation.

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