April Pools Day SMS

We have known each other for quite a while now,

do u think we can b more than just frnds?

cos i like u vry much.

i need some 1 beside me,

will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Happy April fool day!

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When are you going to marry me?

I can live without you. I love you dear,

marry me within this month otherwise i will die.

See, how Katrina messaged me! Silly girl.

Happy april fools day

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U r one of d CUTEST persons in this world!!

.

Just a second, don't misunderstand me.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

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A study has proved that 

all fools use their THUMB 

while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 

to change ur finger! 

Catch another fool

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Do u want to be a real super hero

press down

.

.

dnt became to be fool on april first

apil fools

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i am

.

fool

..

i am

...

fool

...

i am

....

fool

.....

i am

......

fool

.......

i am

........

fool

OK OK COOL.

I AGREE U R FOOL

Control urself

April fool wishes

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The maple syrup’s full of ants.

A mouse is creeping on the shelf.

Is that a spider on your back?

I ate the whole pie by myself.

The kitchen sink just overflowed.

A flash flood washed away the school.

I threw your blanket in the trash.

I never lie—-I—

.

APRIL FOOL!

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Today, tommorow and forever 

there will be one heart 

that would always beat for

.

you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!

Happy April Fool Day!

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When u feel lonely n alone 

& canot see any one around u,

the world seems to b

.

fading away,

com along wit me I will talk u 

to an eye specialist.

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what happend 2 ur mobile? 

i was trying 2 call u 

but 

i got this msg: welcome 2 D

jungle network,

D monkey u r tring 2 call 

is on tree plz try later.