April Pools Day SMS

A – U r Attractive

B – U r the Best

C – U r Cute

D – U r Dear 2 Me

E – U r Excellent

F – U r Funny

G – U r Good-Looking

H – hehehe

I – I’m

J – JOKING

Happy April Fool Day!

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UDGE : Why did u kill ur husband ?

LADY : He called me from office ,

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took me to bed , removed my clothes ,

laid me on the bed , spread my legs and said...

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"APRIL FOOL"

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Jan 1: I looked at her.

Feb 1: She looked back

Mar 1: I said "i love u".

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After a while she also said "i love u" .

But when i looked at the calendar it was

April 1.

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I am your girlfriend:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

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Theek kaha na?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.:p

April fool.....

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Plz open this

after 2 days at thursday.

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I know u can’t wait.

So Congratz.

U r a 1st FOOL of year.

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April Fool in Advance

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Am Going To U.S.A.

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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days

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Surprised?

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After 2 Days it’s 1st April,

U r 1st Fool Of year

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This is MAGIC. Press down 6times,

You can See your PHOTO

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Congrats!

You are the First April Fool of the year.

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

1) gud looks

2 ) nature

3 ) style

4 ) attitude,

kick them off.

How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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Hey Dear, 

Get Ready for My Marriage is fixed.

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It's after 81 days

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Are dhakkan

after 81 days is 1st April n U r the

1st persn 2 whom i make fool!

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Just a friendly reminder :

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Relationships are precious,

do not hurt them by fooling

and lying on first April -

April Fool.