The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool’s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.
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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
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Good News
.
My ENGAGEMENT is fixed
.
Its after 23 days
.
surprised
.
ha ha
After 6 days is 1st April.
U r d 1st FOOL in this year
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If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
?
?
.
you fool.!
a new born baby don’t have teeth…
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April Fool is a very special day
Cause you can lie as much as you may
Everything’s gonna be OK
No complaints will ever be made!
Happy April Fools Day
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U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
.
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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You are equal to sixty james bond!
.
How??
.
007 * 60 = 420
April fool
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I am your girlfriend:
.
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
.
theek kaha na ?
.
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Happy april fools day
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SomeOne..
.
MiSSES U..
.
NeeDS U..
.
Worries About U
.
Lonely Without U
.
Guess Who?
.
THE MONKEY IN
.
.
THE ZOO ..
April fool
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