Hariyanvi Appu Jokes

Appu: Ye Boyfrnd-girlfrnd ke hove hai?

Pappu:Kuch ni bus chora-chori hove hai.

jisme te ek daand paddi rahve hai,

ar ek charcha karda rahve hai.

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Appu:doctor meri lugai ne petrol pi liya,

ar uren paren bhajan lag rhi hai.

Pappu(doctor):koi bat nhi 

jib petrol khatam ho javega,

ruk javegi.

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Appu: Tera babu kitne sal ka hai.

Pappu: jitne ka me hun.

Appu: nu kukar?

Pappu:Jis Din Mai hoya tha Use din oh babu bna tha.

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Master:balko btao india ka 

jhanda sab te pehla kit lahraya gya tha.

Appu:thodi der soch ke bolya.

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hawa me.

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Chori-hai bhagwan,

Kise samajhdar aadmi te mera byah karwa de.

Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti.

Samajhdar Aadmi kade byah e koni karda.

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Appu:maa babu bda sharif aadmi hai,

Maa: kukar beta?

Appu:babu jib b kise chori ne dekhe hai,

Apni ek aankh band kar le hai.

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Master:cheel ne english me ke khve hai?

Appu:Eagle.

Master:Ar jo cheel bimar ho jave to?

Appu:illeagal.

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Appu:mere ghar ke garden me 1 bomb milya hai.

Pappu:koi bat nhi,jo 3 tak koi claim na kare,

toh tu rakh liye.

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Appu:arre tne apni lugai te talak kyu diya?

Pappu:yar wa bdi character less thi.

Appu: Kyu?

Pappu:byah usne mere gel kara,

ar bacha bhagwan te mange thi.

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T.T :- Ticket dikha.

Pappu:- ya li ji.

T.T :- yah to purani se.

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Pappu:-fer rail kunsi tu ibe 

ahowroom me te kad ke lyaya hai.