1 special surprise tere khatar
apni aankhan ne band kar!
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Kunsa surprise,
tne kunsi apni aankh band kari thi.
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Appu:ek building pe te niche gir ke bach gya.
ek budhi boli: beta bhagwan tere gele tha.
Appu:jibe toh me kahun, mere te dhaka kis ne diya.
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teacher-:isne translate karo
"see the beautiful girl".
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Appu -:wah dekho thari bhabi khadi hai.
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Appu:mere dast lag gi.
Doctor: kitni ak patli ave hai?
Appu:itni patli ke aap us ke gel grare kar sako ho.
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Appu:Bete dar na tu sher ki aulad hai.
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Son:haan babu class me master bhi nu e kave tha,
tu kise janwar ki aulad hai.
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Appu:cycle ki break kad ke,
hath me pakad ke nachan lag rhya tha.
Pappu:u ke karan lag rhya hai tu?
Appu: dikhda koni break dance karoo hun.
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Appu:babu bahar koi swimming
pull khatar donation mangan aya hai.
Babu:fer puche ke hai ,ja ke ek lota pani de de.
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Master:jis aadmi ne sunda nhi,
usne english me ke kahve hai.
Appu: master ji kuch bhi keh do,
usne kunsa kuch sunega.
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Jatt ar ek chori donu kthe bethe the.
Jatt:tera nam ke hai?
Chori:meena. ar tera?
Jatt:kameena.
Chori:lagda toh koni?
Jatt: thodi si gel beth ke dekh , lagega.
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Appu:suit to suthra pehr rakhya h,
lipstick bhi suthri lga rakhi h,
makeup bhi ghana e kar rakhya h,
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Wife:sharma ke dekhe h.
Appu: suthri fer bhi ni lagdi.
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