Holi Funny SMS

TIME ki kami se HUM is saal 

HOLI PUJA ka chanda mobile se 

le rahe he. Aapse anurodh he, 

Sradha se is No. Par 100 

ya 200 ka BALANCE dalwa de..

Happy holi advance.

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Apne dil ka haal batana chod diya, 

hmne bhi gehrai mein jana chod diya.

Holi se pehle hi kya apne nhana chod diya?

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Sani ka daan, sani ka daan,

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Yaar Tu To Mast Bol Leta Hai,

To Suru Ho Ja Ghar Ghr Ja Kar,

Gujhiya Hi Gujhiya Milegi,,

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Teri To Holi Mast Man Gyi Kyu :

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Sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. 

Ek admi ne puchha” sardarji aap 

kyu har sunday holi khelte ho?”

Sardar bola : maine padha hai 

“sunday is a holiday”...!

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Rango se bhari sham ho aapki,

Chand sitaron se zyada shan ho aapki,

Zindgi ka sirf ek ho maksad,

Ki langoor se unchi chalang ho aapki,

“Bura na mano Holi hai”...

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Rang barse bhige chunar wali,

rang barse o rang barse bhige 

chunar wali..rang barse, are 

rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!

Ab ghar jao nahi to zukaam lag jayega.

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Pinku (Rinku Se): Kya Baat Hai Aaj 

Khile Khile Lag Rahe Ho? 

Rinku: Majboori Thi Yaar! 

Pinku: Kya Thi Majboori? 

Pinku: Yaar Holi Pe Logo Ne Itne 

Rang Laga Diye Ke Nahana Pad Gaya! 

Warna Maine Toh Baisakhi Ke 

Mele Mein Nahana Tha!.

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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,

humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.

Areyy yeh kia ?

Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!

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Dekho Ji.! 

Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna! 

Abhi Msg Kar Diye He, 

Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega 

WISH U VERY 

@HAPPY HOLI@ 

Tyohar Apni Jagah he, 

aur Bill Apni Jagah. 

SAMJHE.

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Aapke life mein mithaas ho 

Cadbury jaise Rounak ho 

Asian Paints jaise 

Mehak ho Axe jaise 

Tazgi ho Colgate jaise 

Aur tension-free rahe 

Huggies jaise! 

Happy Holi!

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Arz hai...sir me dard ho to 

kha lo sirdard ki goli

wah wah

sir me dard ho to 

kha lo sirdard ki goli

Mubarak ho apko

Happy Holli

Happy Holli

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Million Dollar Question - 

Use less water for Holi. 

Bataaiye Paani ke bina 

Insaan kaise marega 

Ans. Paani nahi hoga to 

insaan tairega kaise? 

Aur tairega nahi to doob jayega. 

So conserve water, have Happy Holi!!!

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Mission Holi, Uthao rango ki goli,

Laga do hr ladki k gulal ki rangoli,

Muskuraye to do baahon ki jholi,

Agar ho ghussa to side ho kr bolo,

'Happy Holi' :)

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Mahange rang gulaal hue hain,

mahnge shakkar tel.

ab baaki tyohaar mein,

SMS tera khel.

MANHGAAI ZINDABAAD

HAPPY HOLI.........!