Har Waqt Kam Me Itna Na Ulaj Jaya karo
Kabhi Hamari Yad Ko Bhi Dil Me Laya Karo,Milne Ka Vada Mat Karo,
Par Har Roz Apni Aawaz To Sunaya Karo.
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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
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College me lecture chal raha tha,
ek ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar chala gaya,
Lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya?
Ladke ke dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai.
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Admi- sahab ye apka kutta to bilkul
admi jaisa dikhta hai Kya khilate ho?
Sahab- ye kutta nahi mera beta hai.
Engineering kar raha hai, exam abhi chalu hai.
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LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP-
“Jab mai badi ho jaungi mujhse shadi kroge”
SHOPKEEPER SMILING-”Ha kar lunga”
GIRL- “To apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi doge.”
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