Kiss Day Jokes SMS

HAPPY kissing DAY

Aj kising Dy hai,

Jo bhi is time aap ke 7 

betha hua hy uski zor ki kis 

lo aap pe kiss karna LAZIM h.

USKI KHATIR jse ap bht pyar krte ho.

EnjoY.

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Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,

Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,

Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill…

Isliye na lagao DIL

Na Aayega BILL.

Luv Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill

Happy Kiss Day To My Friends

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Question : Why do girls close

their eyes while kissing a guy?

Guess…

Guess

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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon

ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

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Ladki Ladke Se : Darling Mujhay 

Aise Propose Karo

Jaisa Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho

Ladka : Kamini Zaleel I Love U

Mujh Se Shadi Kar K

Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat !!!

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Ek ladki ne chote bache k gaal pe kiss ki.

Girl: oh sorry tumare gaal pe lipstick lag gyi.

Baby kuch achcha karne se agar daag lagte he

to daag achche hain.

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Kis Kis ko KISS karoon,,,

Kis Kis ko Miss karoon…

Tum ko Miss karoon,,,

Toh Kis Kis ko KISS karoon !!!

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Us K Chor Jaanay K Baad 

Ab Mohabbat Nahi 

Kartay Kisi Say.Ae dost

Thori c To Umar Hy

Kiss Kiss Ko Aazmatay Phirain

Happy Kiss Day

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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to

Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,

Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao! :D

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Ladki Ladke ko kiss karti he,

To ladke ke gal pe lipstick lag jati he.

Ladka kehta he ye kya kiya?

Ladki: Agar kuch acha karne se

Dag lagta he to dag ache he…!!!

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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo

Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u

Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To

Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 

6 Aya To dubara meri bari.