Propose Day Joke SMS

Padhai Karo Fail Hone Se Mat Daro

Ladkiyan Chedo Badnami Se Mat Daro

Har Ladki Ko Propose Karo Inkaar Se Mat Daro

Kyunki

Geeta Mein Likha Hai Karm Karo Fal Ki Iccha Mat Karo.

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Sardar propose 2 a Girl-

Kutta mar gaya rajai me,

me pagal hu teri judai me.

Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta,

ye Sardar tere bin reh nahi sakta.

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Shortcut Proposal

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Pappu:" Kya mein Aapka Address

Jaan Sakta Hun..

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Girl:" Wo q..

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Pappu:" wo Baraat Le k Aani Thi.

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Girl to boy – jab tum log girls ko 

”Propose” karte ho to unka

haath kyu pakad lete lo?

boy- bas apni hifaazat ke liye 

kahi wo thapad na mar de.

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3 Boys Ek Girl Ko Propose Karne Jate Hain

1st-Main Tumhare Liye Jaan De Sakta Hu

Girl-Ye To Sabhi Kehte Hain.

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2nd-Main Tumhe Apni Fb Id Ka

Password De Sakta Hu

Girl-Ye To Normal Hi Hai :

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3rd- Main Tumhe Roz Khane Ke Sath

Pyaaj Ki Salaad Khila Sakta Hu...

Girl - Awwwwww <3

Itna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhse.

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Bhikhari propose to a Girl

Do u love me?

Gal- Shakal dekhi he apni,

isse acha to me suicide kerlu,

Bhikhari- Kambaqt mar jaegi 

per kisi garib k kam nahi ayegi.

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Girl- Mujhe aise PROPOSE karo 

jaise aaj tak kisine na kiya ho.

Boy- Kutti, Kmaini, Zalil, I Love U

Mujse SHADi karke muje TABAH kar de Nagin,

Ab to HA kar de chudel.

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Shortcut ProposeBoy : Kya Mai 

Aap ka Address Jaan Sakta Hoon…

Girl : Q ?

Boy : Aik Din Baraat Jo Leker Aani Hai.

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Boy: I Love u

Girl: hahaha

Boy: Main tumhari khatir apni jaan

b de sakta hoon,

Girl: hahahahaha

Boy: tumharay bina main zinda nahi

reh sakta,

Girl: hahahahahahahah a

Boy :main tum ko 1000 ka balance

bhejh raha hoon, tum ko mill jaye

to bata daina,

Girl ; kab?

Boy:

Hahahahahahahah.

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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: 

Mera ladla, mera pyara, 

mera chhona, mera gugla. 

Muj se shadi karoge? 

Bolo baby, bolo na !

Funny Boyfriend: 

Tum mujhe propose 

kar rahi ho ya adopt ?

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Ladke ne ladki ko propose kiya.

Boy – “I love you !”

Girl – “hurrrrrrr …!”

Boy – “mai tumhare bina nahi jee sakta !”

Girl – “hurrrrrrr …!”

Boy – “please meri friend ban jaao !”

Girl – “hurrrrrr …. !”

Boy – “mai tumhare liye diamond ring layaa huun !”

Girl – “sachchi ! …. kahaan hai dikhaao ?”

Boy – “hurrrrrrrrrrrrr …. !”