Advice SMS

Kadam-kadam pe hawaon se tallukh rakhna,

pyar ke daur me pyar rakhna..

Hamari yaadon ke sms zarur aayenge..

Aap bas apna inbox khali rakhna...

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Hr Larki K Chahry Per

Naqab Hota Hy

Wo Naqab Ashiq K

Liye Azab Hota Hy

Mat Merna Hr Naqab

Wali Larki Per Dost

Khubsurat Packing Mein

Maal Aksar Kharab Hota Hy.

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Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhtahai.

Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.

Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par

Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai

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Jo shaks apni jaib

kharch se apny

doston ki DAWAT

krta hai,

kamyabi hmesha us

k Kadam chomti hy…..

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Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se 

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.paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.

Kahin galti se send na ho jaye.

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To,

The S.M.S

Police station

Respectd Sir

My friend is not sendng SMS

I kindly request u 2 take action

immediately & encounter his dabba mobile

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1Glass pani lo

usme Neem ki Patti dalo

2hour K liye rkhdo

Fir 10 min Garam karke Peelo

jab Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jaye

Fir SMS kr dena

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AOA Muslims! Plz don’t eat LAYS chips because it’s not HALAL. U’ll find

food code E631 printed. Its PIG FAT.Type “E631 Pig Fat” in google n get

proof.Firstly apny liy niat kary n Frwd it to as many muslims as u can ta k

muslims ko haram khany n Pig k asrat aany ko roka ja saky.Make ur contribution

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Free ho to Call Karna Aapse ek Salah Leni hai.

"TAJ-MAHAL" Second Hand Lena thik hai..

Ya NAYA Banwaye...

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1-2 din se tabiyat theek nahi thi.

Taamtrik ko dikhaya wo bola but pret ka saya hai.

Kisi ghor papi ko sms karo thik ho jayega...

Ab accha lag raha h..