Abbreviation SMS

Funny abbrevation of some finanacial terms.

Bse = bombay se exit

Nse = nation se exit

F/o = future over

Nifty = no income for this year

Fii = fraud international i

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ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us:

CHESS : Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment.

AIM : Ambition In Mind.

DATE : Day And Time Evolution.

EAT : Energy And Taste.

TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted.

PEN : Power Enriched In Nib.).

SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression.

BYE : Beside You Every-time..:):):)

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Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B’s

B – Bikes.

B – Beers.

B – Babes.

B – Bunks. And The Most Important.

B – Backlogs.

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Father Means

F= Forever With His Family

A= Always There For You No Matter What

T= The Only One Who?s There

H= He?s My Hero Till The End

E= Encouraging In Everything I Do

R= Really The Only One?

No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!

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What is da true meaning of ?Study? ???

S. Sleeping

T. Talking

U. Unlimited sms

D. Dreaming

Y. Yawning?

So study hard ok !!!!

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T-Teachers are like candles, 

E- Every inch they consum, 

A - Are stars 4 students, 

C - Cheerful and kind, 

H - Helpful and fine, 

E - Extra-ordinarily, 

R - Ready to, 

S - Shine,

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- 5+1 Can Sit In A Car… 

3+1 Can Sit In A Auto.. 

1+1 Can Sit In A Bike.. 

Only 1 Can Sit In My Heart 

Thats ‘you’ 

My Dear Teddy Bear.. 

Have Good Teddy Bear Day,,,

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SMS Doesn’t Mean

“Short Messaging Service”.

It Only Means

“Sweet . Memories . Shared”

With A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Like You :->

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What is MOHABBAT

MOHABBAT IS

M, mot.

O, oljhan.

H, harna.

A, aansu.

B, bewafai.

B, barbadi.

A, andhera.

T, tanhai.

SO friendship is always better than love?

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Whenever any beautiful girl calls u “BHAI”.

Never get upset..

“BHAI” is an abbreviation of:

B-Beautiful

H-Husband

A-Amongst

I-Ideals

So

keep making SISTERS!

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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. 

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. 

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power. 

Lecture: An art of transferring information.

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U R a DOG:

D – Don / Darling

O – Of

G – Girls  :-)

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MISSED CALL

“M”Ost

“I”Nnovative

“S”Tylish

“S”Till

“E”Ffecti Ve

“D”Evice

“C”Onveying

“A”Pnapan

“L”Ove &

“L”Oneliness

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The Full Form of Chocolate Brand:

KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.

PERK: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.

MUNCH: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!

So Think before giving chocolate to any one.

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What is the meaning of SMS ? 

Share My Sweetness, 

Search My Soul, 

Seek My Sweet Heart, 

Succeed My Smartness, 

See My Smile, 

So Keep Sending SMS.

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You Shut Up 

U Knw? 

Shut Up Means: 

S=Surprises for u 

H=Happiness for u 

U=Unlimited love for u 

T=True passion for u 

U=U always in my mind 

P=Praying for u 

So again..