Abbreviation SMS

W.I.F.E

‘Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-

With Idiot For Ever

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LOVE

‘L =====

O =====

V =====

E =====

L=loss of money.

o=out of mind.

v=vaste of time.

e=end of life.

So don?t LOVE.

Only line maro?.

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LAST

‘It?s My Last Msg To U.

LAST bole tu..

L= Love U alwz

A= All time miss U

S= Save U in my heart,

T= True friend in my life.

So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;->

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BHAI

‘Do u know what bhai stands for

BHAI

B.. Best

H.. Husband

A.. Among

I.. Ideals

So be the bhai of every girl

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description of SMS

S: salaa

M: muft da

S: siyapa

Jy na kro ty kanjoos. Jy kro ty wella…..

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NWFP

‘pathan interview denay gaya us se pocha gaya ke NWFP ka kya 

matlab hai?

Pathan ne jawaab diya:

N=no

W=women

F=for

P=pathan. ! ! !

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SMS

‘S . M . S Doesn’t Mean

“Short Messaging Servie”.

It Only Means

“Sweet . Memories . Shared”

Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :->

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PAKISTAN 2014

‘In 2014 Pakistan means

P=Petrol 90.89 RS Ltr

A=Aata 70 RS kg

K=Khud kash hamle

i=ilm ki kami

S=Sarko pe pani

T=Trafic jam

A=Awam Helpless

N=No electrictiy ;->

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Chahat Wala Hetu

A to Z

‘Ye sb kuch sirf ap kelie lekha he.

A.acha he tu.

B.bawafa he tu.

C.chahat wala hetu.

D.durd wala hetu.

E.end of to my life he tu.

F.frnd is very god he tu.

G.gosh.e.dil he tu.

H.hussin.e.jahan he tu.

I.inam.e.dil he tu.

j.jiger gosha hetu.

k.kitab.e.dil he tu.

L.lugt.e.ishiq he tu.

M.mosin.e. Zindgi he tu.

N.nazr.e.karam he tu.

O.out of enyme he tu.

P.peyar ka bani he tu.

R.resarh of love he tu.

S.shoq.e .ishiq he tu.

T.talb.e.husin he tu.

U.umeed.e.dil he tu.

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SMS SING

‘India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,

Bolta B hai

Chalta B hai

Khata B hai

Monchen hen us ki

Pagri pehnta hai

Naam hai uska?

S=Sardar

M=ManMohan

S=Singh;-)