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April Pools Day SMS

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai kiduniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banatehai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai..
Happy april fools day.

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Samj Me Aye To Thik Varna Do Bara Padho
I Was Once Chatting With A Girl Onfb,
She Asked, "Chuttiya Hai Kya?" And
Without Even Thinking I Replied
"Tuhogi Saali.."
After 3-4 Mins She Replied
"I Was Asking About Holidays"
Us Din Ke Baad I Rarely Spoke To Her.

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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL – 2013!!!
Have a nice foolish day ahead….

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Pyaare Bhaiyo ,
Aapki Girl friend ke
aapke baare me jo b
khayal nd galat
fehmiya
rehti hai ..
Woh aadhe se jyada
uski best friend ne use
batayi hoti hai :P :P
Joki humesha use
aapke
baare me kuch na kuch
sikhati rehti hai :P
is uski friend ik amne 
apni image acchi banao use b khush rakho.

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Agar aap chahte ho ke koi 
ladki ke dil me apne liye pyaar kaise dhundhe 
to simple yaar pahle uska picha karo 
tab tak ke use pata ho ke tum uspe line maar rahe ho 
phir later likho later me khuch sher shayri likho 
aur 2 -3 baate apni dil ki likho 
phir apne naam ke sath uska naam likho 
aur mo.number zaroor likhna 
aur call karne ka time bhi 
phir jo tumne time diye uss 
time pe call aaya to samjh lena uske dil me tumhare pyaar hai.

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Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
.
.
.
Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY..

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Plz call me,
it's urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega.

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Phulone phulo ko phulo ki phulwari me wish kiya.
U are the most beauti-fool, wonder-fool among all fools
HAPPY APRIL FOOL's DAY.

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UPAR DEKHO.... . . . . . . KYA HUA ...?
DEKHA KYA DIKHA ARE PAGAL
MOBILE KE UPAR NAHI APNE UPAR DEKHO...
HA!HA!HA! April Fool.

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Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy
Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy
Jis din kisi Larki ne Apko keh dia “I LOVE U”
To Samajh lenaUs Din
April FoOl Hai.

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