Hariyanvi Pappu Jokes

1 chora raste me jandi hoyi 

chori te bhujan lagya,

tu mne jane hai?

Chori:na,kun hai tu?

Chora: me oye hun, 

jo tne 2 din pehlan bhi nhi pichana tha.

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Lugai: Tu mne kitna chave hai?

Appu:Shahjahan jitna.

Lugai:fer tu maran pache Taj Mahal banvavega?

Appu:Haan mne Plot toh le rakhya hai,

bus tere maran ki bat dekhun hun.

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Master:Dhritrashtra k 100 balak the,

ar Pandav k 5, isa Q?

Appu:Master ji jinki aankh hove hai,

un k dhore or bhi kam hove h.

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Nurse:mubarak ho thare ghar chora hoya h.

Appu: k technology aa gi,

lugai meri hospital me ar chor ghar me.

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Babu:beta apne birthday pe k gift lvega?

Chora: Babu jada nhi bus 1 radio

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car me band ho.

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Appu: aachi khabar h, ar bhundi.

Pappu:k?

Appu: Achi ya k meri lugai ka accident ho gya,

ar bhundi ya k wa bach gi.

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Appu:o bhai mne dekhya k meri lugai kise ,

or gel film dekhan jave thi.

Pappu:fer tne unka picha kara k?

Appu:na mne wa film pehla e dekh rakhi thi.

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Master:kunsi book thamne jyada madad kare h?

Appu :Mere babu ki Cheque book.

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Master:balko btao bijli kit te ave hai,

Appu:MAMA ke ghar te.

Master:kukar?

Appu: jib bhi bijli jave hai,

mera babu kahve h, salya ne fer kat di.

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Appu:chori fasani ave hai?

Pappu:na?

Appu: ek kagaj ka jahaj bna,

jib master ave toh usne class me uda diye,

Master bhuje toh us chori ka nam le diye,

fas gi chori.