Diwali Funny SMS

DIWALI DHAMAKA':-

Mujhe sms karo or jito

18 lakh ke car ka photo,

29 inch colour tv ka box or

Mere sath dinner karne ka mouka

Wo bhi aap k ghar....

Happy Diwali...

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DIWALI SPCL;

Ankho se asu ki judai kr do

Dil se gmo ki vidai kr do

Agr dil na lge kahi to

Aa jao mere ghar ki Safaai kr do..

Offer Diwali tak.

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Ur Eyes Pataka,

Ur Lip Rocket,

Ur Ear Chakri,

Ur Smile Phuljadi,

Ur Style Anar,

Ur Personality Bomb,

Bach Nikal Le.

I Am Coming Wid Mombatti.

Happy Diwali.

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Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,

Mai Apna Mann Sirf

Puja

Archana

Aarti

Shradha

Bhawana

Me H Lagana Chahta Hu

Apke Pados Me Koi

Rehti Ho To Batao...!

happy diwali

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Breaking News :

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Deepawali Ke Avsar Par

Sarkar Ne

Pyaaj Ko

Dry Fruit Ghoshit Kar Diya Hai..

Happy Diwli Frndzzz

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Arz Hai

Sir Me Dard Ho To Kha Lo

Sir Dardki Goli

Wah Wah

Sir Me Dard Ho To Kha Lo

Sir Dard Ki Goli

Mubarak Ho Apko

Happy Diwali..

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Wife:" (Gusse Me) Aapne Bola Tha

Bina Reason Sharab Nahi Piyunga..

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Husband:" Reason Hai..

Diwaali Aa Rahi Hai,

Rocket Chalane Ke

Liye Khali Bottle Chaahiye.

Happy Diwali.

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SHER chup ker SHIKAR nahi kerte,

Apne kabhi khul kr “VAR” nahi kerte,

“HUM” Wo “king hain” Jo Happy Diwali kehne ke liye..

22 Oct (Diwali k din) ka “INTEZAR” nahi kerte.

Happy Diwali

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Order!

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Order!!

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Order!!!

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Tamam Sabuton or

Gawaho ko madhe nazar

Rakhte huye, Adalat is

Nateeje par

Pahunchi hai ki- Msg

"Padhne wale aur uski family"

ko 22~10~2014 K tehat,

"HAPPY Diwali" Kehte Huye

Zindgi bhar khush rehne ki saza 

sunayi jati hai.

"HAPPY Diwali: dil se

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DIWALI DHAMAKA

. . . . Offer. . . .

Muje Sms Pe Sms Karo 

Aur Jito 8 Lakh Ki Car Ki Photo...

32 Inch Lcd Tv Ka Box..

Aur....

Mere Sath Dinner Ka Mouka,

Wo Bhi Aapke Ghar...

Aur 3 Lucky Winers Ko Milega,

Mere Phon Me Har Hafte

Rs.100 Balence Karvane Ka Mouka.

(To Der Na Kre)

Offer Seemit Samay Tak Hai..

Enjoy Today....!!!