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Birthday Wishes Shayari

Birthday Wishes Shayari

Sindhi ka 1 Rs. ka Coin terrace se gir gaya,
Sindhi niche pahuncha to coin nahi mila !
kyu ? kyu ki Coin se pehle,
Sindhi niche pahunch gaya !!! Jai Jhulelal !!!

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Government bolti hai ”PANI” bachao,
Abishek bolta hai ”PAPER” bachao,
ab bolo sala aadmi subah subah kya kare?
Pani bachaye ya paper.

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Jo asani se mile wo hai gum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai Paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai Pyaar,
jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

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Hamari Dosti tab khatam hogi
jab ek Goonga ek behre ko phone kar k
batayega ki ek andhe ne dekha ki 
ek langda bhag raha tha
Ganje k peeche uske baal katne k liye.

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A TRAGIC Love STORY: A pig fell in Love with a Hen,
1 day they kissed each other,
Next day the Pig died of Bird Flu & Bird died of Swine Flu
“AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI..”

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Har kashti ka sahil nahi hota
kimti chiz ka har koi kabil nahi hota
ye to tumhare pitaji ki mehrbani hai
varna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahi hota

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