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Dill diya tha mohabat ki nishani samjh kar,
Woh kha gya usy biryani samajh kar,
Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne,
Woh bhi pee gya leemo paani samajh kar.

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Chaand par kali ghaata chati to hoge,
Sitaroon mein Chamaak ati to hoge.
Tm lakh chupaoo duniya sa,
Magr akely mein tumhe apni shakal pe tmain hansi aati to Hogi

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kiya aankhen hai tumhari
kiya chehra tumne paaya hai
kiya aankhen hai tumhari
kiya chehra tumne paaya hai


aisa lagta hai jaise
peepal ke pad se bhoot utar aaya hai
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khudi ko kar garam itna
khudi ko kar garam itna
kai sardi anay say pahlay
kai sardi anay say pahlay
khuda banday say khud pochay
?
?
?
bata teri razai kaha hai

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Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen
Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,
Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen
Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!
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Tere Pyaar Ki Roshni Aisi Hai Ki
Har Taraf Ujaala Nazar Aata Hai
Sochta Hu Ki Ghar Ki Bijli Katwa Du
Kambaqt Bill Bohat Aata Hai


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Tere Gam Me Tadap Ke Mar Jayenge
Mar Gaye To Tera Naam Le Jayenge
Rab Ko Rishwat De Ke Tujhe Bhi Bulaenge
Upar Saath Baith Ke Kurkure Khaenge… !!

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Aaj Mausam Mein Kuch Ajeeb Si Baat Hai
Aaj Beqbu Se Mere Jazbat Hain
Ji Chahta Hai Ke Apko Chura Loon Apse
Magar
Mama Kehti Hain Chori Karna Buri Baat Hai

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Aankhai Teri Jhuki Jhuki
Chehra Tera Khila Khila
Jub Tere Chehray Pe Hath Ghymaya
To Aadah Kilo Fair & Lovely Mila

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Ishq K Shkal Main Nya Mahol Tyar Ho Gya
Class Techr Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gya Hai
Is Baat Sa Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gya Hai
Sari Class Fail Aur Papu Pass Ho Gya Hai

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Hova Main Betaab Urr Rahyy Thay Gulaab
Wah! Wah!
Hova Main Betaab Urr Rahyy Thay Gulaab
Ohhhhh
Phir?
Phir Kya??
Ruk Gai Hava Ghir Gai Gulaab

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Na Moh Na Maya Hai
Mushkil Waqt Tumhi Pe Aaya Hai
Beth Ke Chaar Panne Pad Lo Beta
Paper Tumhari Girl Freind Ne Nahi Banaya Hai

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Jaane Wo Kaise Hogi
Shayed Wo Aisi Hogi
Ya Phir Wo Waise Hogi
Ziyda Mat Socho
Apke Khaylo Ki Rani
Jassi Jaise Hogi

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Itnay Kmzor Ho Gai Teri Judai Se

Wah Wah Wah….

Arz Kia Hai!

Itnay Kamzor Ho Gay Teri Judai Se..
K Ek Din Machar Hi Utha Le Jay Charpai Se…

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Kitne Haseen Hai Aap
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Aankhon Mein Chashma Lagana Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu Mirchi Bhi Latkaya Karo

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Pyar To Humein Bhi Karna Tha
Par Kuch Khaas Hua Nai
Taj Mahal To Humein Bhi Banana Tha
Par Afsoos Loan Pass Hua Nai

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Jisko Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
Jisko Pyar Kiya Woh Paris Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khudkhushi Kar Le
Plug Mein Ungli Daali To Bijli Chali Gayi

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Teri Piyaari Soorat P Dil Haaron
Teri Har Zaroorat Pe Jaan Vaaron
Jab B Sochon Teri Harkatoon K Bare Main
Dil Kare Tujhay Rakh K Chamaat Maroon

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Dheeray Dheeray Apna Bna Gya Koi
Humain Pyar K Sapnay Dikha Gya Koi
Kya Ye Such Much Pyar Hai Ya Rab
Ya Phir Se Choona Laga Gya Koi

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Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish
Wah Wah
Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish
Wah Wah
Aapko Wish Aur
Aapke Girl Friendko..??
KISS.!
Ab Bolo Wah Wah

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